Wake up at 6:30. Yay, you slept in!!
And then it’s 8:30? What happened, better get dressed!
Dressed. Gosh, you really need to reorganize that dresser.
Downstairs, why does this shirt feel so tight? What ..oh, this isn’t the shirt you meant to grab.
But now you’re in the kitchen. Coffee! Right, need to empty those re-usable k-cups. That’s good. Coffee is good. But this shirt is still too tight. And now the compost bin is forgotten on the counter.
Upstairs to change the shirt. Oh right, you need to get outlet covers/switchplates on those outlets. Better fix that, grab the stuff for the project.
…Time to do PROJECT! Pretty and fun and satisfying!
Back downstairs. Still wearing the wrong shirt. This one might be choking you. You really need to change it.
You’re having a morning, you need your meds. You should probably have food. Put toast in the toaster.
Glance around, realize the birdbath you moved yesterday for mowing the lawn is empty and several birds have pooped in it.
REMOVE dirty dishes from the sink. You can do those later, right? Fill watering can for birdbath.
Go out to fill birdbath, realize you’ve forgotten scrub brush, cuz, y’know, bird poop. Glance back at door, give up and scrape it out with a rock. It’s fine, they’re birds, their hygiene standards are different. (they do keep pooping in the bath!)
Finally give birdbath a rinse, and fill it for happy birds.
While you’re outside, remember to remove plastic for plants that have sprouted early cuz you got excited when it got warm too early and you have poor impulse control so now every time you see “freeze warning” you have to cover them up.
Back inside, what were you doing? Oh right the house smells like toast. Good reminder! Push toaster button back down to warm it back up, go take your meds cuz toast is imminent.
Pop toaster so it doesn’t burn, butter and take to the living room to enjoy.
RIGHT, Project stuff! project stuff is here. But you need a rag, you might make a mess.
Back to kitchen. God this place is a mess. But rag. yes, rag, geez you should get rid of some of these dishtowels, you should sort–look around, there’s no place to lay them out. Sigh, grab one, and back to living room.
time to sit down, eat cold toast and cold coffee and work on project…now, where is that item you were going to decorate…and why is this shirt so tight?!!
…did I say “day”? I meant 3 hours. *One* if you exclude the “where did that two hours go” part. <sigh>
